I am ME
JOKE

Hari: Dahil nagkasala kayong dalawa, kailangan niyong parusahan. Ikaw, Juan, mamili ka, prutas o hayop?

Juan: (Mukhang nakakatakot kapag hayop ang pinili ko) Prutas na lang po.

Hari: Mga kawal, ipasok sa puwet niya ang LANGKA!

Juan: Aaaaaah!

Hari: Mwuahaha. Ngayon, ikaw naman Pedro. Prutas o hayop.

Pedro: (Mamamatay ako pag prutas ang pinili ko) Hayop na lang po, mahal na hari.

Hari: Mga kawal, ipasok si JOLLIBEE!

johnpaulpenuliar:

Dumbfounded | A week after typhoon Glenda at UPLB

Trees almost bald. Logs everywhere. “Lupaypay na mga Palm Tree”

Earlier this day, I went to UPLB to have some meeting stuff and those sceneries were the once that welcomed me back to my future Alma Mater. Shit, but I was really dumbfounded of everything even though they’re already in the midst of fixing those stuff. Of course, everything was even worse right after the typhoon and it really sucks.

Pasasaan ba at makakaahon din ang UP Naming Mahal. -_-

Gaya ng nangyari noong Milenyo, makakaahon din tayo! Kaya yan!

Sana sinabi mo na lang na bakla ka. Kaysa naman nakikita kitang ibang babae ang kasama.
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Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.
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The only stupid question is the question that is never asked.
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It’s not you. It’s me.
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This made my day! Hahaha.
That codename is so funny.

This made my day! Hahaha.
That codename is so funny.

Tandaan: hindi porque mabait sa ‘yo eh gusto ka na. May mga tao lang talagang likas na mabait at likas na assuming.
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Tandaan: hindi mo ikinaganda ang pagpapakita ng cleavage.
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pixelated-antihero:

the trees. :|


Nooo T.T

pixelated-antihero:

the trees. :|

Nooo T.T